Portway Infant School
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We have had a great day today sharing lots of silly jokes! Each class voted on their favourite, and that child won a joke book of their very own to practise their comedy skills!
Well done to the following children for giving us all a good laugh!
Duckling winner – James!
“Take a chocolate…smell it…eat it…it’s a slug!”
Gosling winner – Isaac!
“How do you get Pikachu on the bus? You Pokemon! (poke him on!)
Cygnet winner – Dora!
“What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Big holes in Australia!”
Puffin winner – Jack!
“What do you call a key that opens a banana? A monkey!”
Woodpecker winner – Madison!
“Why do giraffes have long necks? Because they have smelly feet!”
Robin winner – Olivia!
“What is a duck’s favourite food? Quack-a-mole waka waka!”
Hawk winner – Logan!
“Why are chickens called chickens? Be-CAWS!”
Osprey winner – Ethan!
“Why did the computer scream? Because someone stepped on its mouse!”
Eagle winner – Belle!
“I threw butter out of the window…I wanted to see butter fly!”
